hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

All of a sudden
I miss everyone
even the ones
who are not gone
yet.
The Joy of Being Alive | Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)
I think it’s brave to try to be happy.
― Vivian, Pushing Daisies (via bl-ossomed)
I think once you’ve thought about how a person sleeps, how they’d feel pressed up against your back, or your head on their chest, how compatible your bodies would be in the same space of a bed — once you’ve thought about that, you’re fucked.
― (via fuckinq)

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u